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Guided walking tours.

One researched, unhurried walking tour per city — ~10 miles a day, optimized for sights, food, and a loop back near your hotel. Tap any stop to go deeper; open each day's route in Google Maps. Pairs with the plan, the maps, and the wiki.

# Brussels

May 24–26 · show: La Madeleine, May 25

Compact and walkable, two elevations (lower town + upper town). Take it slow — the core loop is ~6 mi; add the Cinquantenaire leg for the full ~10. Best light on Grand-Place before 9am or after 8pm.

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The walking loop (~10 mi)
Grand-Place → 4 min
1The gilded heart of Brussels, a UNESCO site: 15th-c. Town Hall and guild halls covered in 17th-c. gold leaf. Most dramatic in low morning light before the tour groups. Your orientation point. Learn more
Manneken Pis → 7 min
2The irreverent 61cm bronze (1619), often dressed in themed costumes by the city. Tiny, funny, earnest — the city's spirit in one statue. Learn more
Galeries Royales Saint-Hubert → 5 min
3Europe's oldest shopping arcade (1847), barrel-vaulted glass roof flooding light over chocolatiers (Neuhaus was founded here) and an art-film cinema. Architecture you can walk through. Learn more
Belgian Comic Strip Center → 9 min
4Tintin, the Smurfs, Lucky Luke — in a Victor Horta–designed Art Nouveau warehouse. The building alone is worth it; 1.5–2 hrs if you go deep. Tue–Sun 10–6, ~€12. Learn more
Mont des Arts & Bozar → 15 min
5A formal garden with the best free panorama in central Brussels — Town Hall spire, Koekelberg Basilica, the Atomium on clear days. Bozar's rooftop terrace opens 4pm with city-best views over a beer. Learn more
Place du Sablon & Notre-Dame du Sablon → 20 min
6The refined quarter — chocolate boutiques, antique dealers, and a 15th-c. Gothic church with 15m stained glass (free, 10–6). Weekend antique market on the Grand Sablon. Learn more
Jeu de Balle Flea Market (Marolles) → 35 min
7Brussels' oldest, most authentic flea market — daily 6am–2pm, 300+ stalls of vinyl, silverware, colonial curiosities. Best (and cheapest) before 9am. The Marolles is the city tourism hasn't reached. Learn more
Parc du Cinquantenaire optional, +3 km each way
8Brussels' triumphal arch + park (1880), with car, military, and art-history museums in the colonnade wings. The walk passes the glass EU parliament. Cut this leg if the feet give out. Learn more
Dansaert / Sainte-Catherine → back to center
9The coolest central quarter — converted warehouses, indie boutiques, natural-wine bars, Moroccan lunch counters. Where Brussels actually lives; end the day with a terrace drink. Learn more
Eat & drink restaurant + wine

Best dinner — Fin de Siècle (Rue des Chartreux 9, Sainte-Catherine). The bohemian brasserie locals actually use: dark wood, no reservations, cash only, gets louder and better by the hour. Carbonnade (beef braised in abbey ale) + hand-cut frites + a Cantillon or De la Senne beer. Daily noon–midnight. findesiecle.be

Backup — Nüetnigenough (Rue du Lombard 25): same idea, Art Deco room, deep Cantillon list. "Never not enough" in Bruxellois. nuetnigenough.be

Food + 2 bottles of wine — La Cave à Vin (Rue du Lombard 4, 3 min from Grand-Place): 100 owner-picked labels, she'll help you choose; open daily from 5pm, closed Wed. Charcuterie/cheese from the Delhaize on Bd Anspach next door. lacaveavin.brussels

The venue + practical La Madeleine

La Madeleine, 14 Rue Duquesnoy — between Brussels-Central (~150m) and Grand-Place (~250m). Doors 6:30pm, show 7pm (May 25). Modular hall 400–1,400, standing floor. No cloakroom guarantee — travel light. 2 min from the Central tram/metro hub. la-madeleine.be

Practical: two elevations (steep up to the Sablon/Mont des Arts); cobblestones everywhere — cushioned shoes after mile 6. Pickpockets around Grand-Place, Manneken Pis, Central station, metro 1/2/5. Late May ~18°C day / 9°C night, ~15h daylight, brief showers likely.

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# Amsterdam

May 26–29 · shows: Melkweg, May 27 + 28

Two nights, so you settle in. Two distinct ~10-mi loops so nothing repeats. Bikes beat taxis (cross tram tracks at 90°). Book Anne Frank / Van Gogh / Rijksmuseum well ahead — timed entry, no walk-up.

Day A — Museums, Vondelpark, Jordaan (~10 mi)
Open Day A route in Google Maps ↗
Rijksmuseum → 6 min
1The Dutch Golden Age in one building — Rembrandt's Night Watch, Vermeer's Milkmaid. Budget 2 hrs. Advance timed ticket required, ~€25 Learn more
Van Gogh Museum → 4 min
2The largest Van Gogh collection, chronological from gray Netherlands to blazing Arles yellows. Rooftop café over Museumplein. Timed ticket, book 2–4 wks ahead Learn more
Vondelpark → 22 min
3The 47-ha green lung; in late May the grass is full of locals doing nothing at high speed. 't Blauwe Theehuis café at the center for a coffee or beer. Free. Learn more
The Nine Streets → 8 min
4Nine short streets bridging the canals — indie boutiques, vintage, antiquarian books, specialty food. A genuine Amsterdam pleasure to wander. Learn more
Westerkerk & Jordaan → loop back
5The 1631 church where Rembrandt is buried (85m crowned tower), then the Jordaan: brown cafés, hidden hofje courtyards (try Karthuizerhof), perfect 17th-c. canal houses. Learn more
Day B — Anne Frank, canals, harbor (~10 mi)
Open Day B route in Google Maps ↗
Anne Frank House → 12 min
1The hiding place + the actual diary; tightly controlled numbers so it's never crowded inside. Hardest ticket in the city: 80% release online Tuesdays 10:00 CEST exactly 6 weeks ahead, sell out in minutes; set an alarm Learn more
Herengracht Golden Bend → 10 min
2The grandest stretch of the grandest canal — double-width 1660s–80s merchant palaces. Walk the east bank for the light. Learn more
Bloemenmarkt & Begijnhof → 8 + 15 min
3The floating flower market (since 1862, packable tulip bulbs), then the Begijnhof — a hushed medieval courtyard since the 1340s with the city's oldest wooden house (c.1420). Free. Learn more
Amstel + NEMO rooftop → harbor
4Walk the Amstel past the Magere Brug (hand-operated wooden drawbridge) to NEMO — Renzo Piano's ship-shaped museum whose rooftop terrace is free and ticketless for panoramic harbor views. Learn more
Eat & drink 2 nights + wine

Night 1 — Sama Sebo (P.C. Hooftstraat 27): since 1969, the oldest Indonesian in NL and the canonical rijsttafel — an 18-course rice table served in a civilized rush. ~€42.50pp, closed Sun, phone/email only (+31-20-662-8146). samasebo.nl

Night 2 — De Kas (Park Frankendael, Oost): dinner inside 1920s greenhouses, one daily harvest menu, Michelin green star — the total opposite of Sama Sebo. ~€89, tram 9, reserve 2–3 wks. restaurantdekas.com

Food + 2 bottles of wine — De Ware Jacob (Herenstraat 41, on the Keizersgracht, 5 min from Anne Frank House): canal-side wine shop since 1969, no tourist markup. Food from the Albert Cuypmarkt in De Pijp (Mon–Sat 9:30–17, 300 vendors) — picnic for Vondelpark. warejacob.com · Albert Cuyp

The venue + practical Melkweg

Melkweg, Lijnbaansgracht 234a — a former 1970s milk factory on Leidseplein (trams 1/2/5/7/11, 60s away). Doors ~19:00. Lockers €3.50–7 (QR); bring an empty bottle for refills; earplugs at the bar. melkweg.nl

Practical: flat; cobblestone canal streets — comfortable shoes. Don't walk in bike lanes. Tap contactless (OVpay) on trams, day pass ~€9. Late May 14–19°C, light to 21:30, rain likely.

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# Cologne (Köln)

May 29–30 · show: Bürgerhaus Stollwerck, May 30

Flat the whole way — south along the Rhine, loop through the Rheinauhafen and Südstadt past the venue, back through the Altstadt. Sunset ~9:15pm: save the last hour for the Dom lit across the river.

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The walking loop (~10 mi)
Kölner Dom → 5 min
1Step out of the Hbf and the Dom fills the sky — the largest Gothic cathedral in N. Europe, begun 1248, finished 1880, spires at 157m. Nave free; Treasury €8 (Shrine of the Three Kings); South Tower 533 steps, €8. Learn more
Museum Ludwig & Hohenzollern Bridge → 10 min
2The finest Pop Art collection outside the US (Warhol, Lichtenstein) plus a deep Picasso wing — even 45 min is worth it. Out the back: the Hohenzollernbrücke, its rails carrying 500,000+ love locks (40+ tons). Learn more
Altstadt — Fischmarkt & Alter Markt → 15 min
3The colorful gabled Fischmarkt on the river under 12th-c. Groß St. Martin, then Alter Markt — the car-free historic heart with café tables, traditional pubs, and Germany's oldest city hall. Learn more
Rheinauhafen & the Kranhäuser → 20 min
4A boat-shaped Chocolate Museum at the peninsula tip, then the harbor quay past the three Kranhäuser — steel-and-glass towers cantilevered at 40m on old crane lines. (Two-Michelin-star Ox & Klee is in the middle one.) Learn more
Südstadt — Severinstor & Severinstraße → 8 min to venue
5The medieval Severinstorburg gate on Chlodwigplatz opens the Südstadt: intact pre-war Gründerzeit blocks, vintage shops, bakeries, the occasional brauhaus. Young, residential, un-touristy. Learn more
Bürgerhaus Stollwerck (recon) venue
6Dreikönigenstr. 23 — a handsome 1906 red-brick former Prussian arsenal, now Cologne's largest community arts center (~500-cap hall). Walk past in daylight to get your bearings. Learn more
Eat & drink Kölsch + wine

Best dinner — Brauhaus FRÜH am Dom (Am Hof 12–18, 90s from the Dom): family-run since 1904, Germany's 2nd-largest brewpub. A Köbes keeps swapping fresh 200ml Stangen until you cap your glass with the coaster. Order Halve Hahn (rye + aged Gouda, not chicken) and Himmel un Ääd. Reserve the dining room. frueh-gastronomie.com

Splurge — Ox & Klee (✶✶, in the Kranhaus): a tasting menu built around the six basic tastes. Book weeks ahead. ox-klee.de

Food + 2 bottles of wine — Weinstrasse Köln (Sachsenring 38, Südstadt) is 5 min from the venue, 500+ wines, but Mon–Fri only. Weekend option: Vinum (Kasparstr. 23, Agnesviertel, Sat 11–3). Bread/cheese from a nearby REWE. weinstrasse.koeln · vinumkoeln.de

The venue + practical Stollwerck

Bürgerhaus Stollwerck, Dreikönigenstr. 23 (Südstadt, 2.5km south of the Dom). Walk ~35–40 min along the Rhine, or trams 15/16 to Chlodwigplatz + 8 min. ~500 standing; last trams north run past midnight. buergerhausstollwerck.de

The Kölsch rule: served only in 200ml Stangen; the Köbes refills automatically and marks your coaster — lay the coaster on top to stop. (And never praise Düsseldorf's Altbier here.) Flat terrain; late May ~18–20°C day / 9°C night, rain likely; KVB day ticket ~€9.

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# Paris

May 31–June 4 · show: Élysée Montmartre, June 1 · home June 4

One show + two free days, sequenced around closures: Jun 1 (Mon) Montmartre (Orsay shut) · Jun 2 (Tue) Right Bank (Louvre shut) · Jun 3 (Wed) Left Bank + icons. Sunset ~9:44pm — long golden evenings.

Day 1 (Jun 1, Mon) — Montmartre + show (~8–10 mi)
Open Day 1 route in Google Maps ↗
Sacré-Cœur & Place du Tertre → morning
1The white basilica crowning the butte (free, 6:30–22:30); the parvis panorama sweeps to the Eiffel Tower — go before 10am. Place du Tertre's artists set up by 9am. Learn more
Rue Lepic & Moulin de la Galette → midday
2Drop down steep Rue Lepic (Van Gogh lived at no. 54) past the last surviving windmill, which Renoir painted in 1876. Excellent market stretch for fruit and pastries. Learn more
Musée de Montmartre → afternoon
3In Paris's oldest inhabited building (17th c.); tracks the bohemian arc from Renoir to Utrillo, with a reconstructed studio and a wisteria courtyard. Daily 10–7, ~€15. Then descend through SoPi/Pigalle to the venue via Rue des Martyrs (a top food street) for dinner. Learn more
Day 2 (Jun 2, Tue) — Right Bank + Île de la Cité (~10 mi)
Open Day 2 route in Google Maps ↗
Palais Royal, Tuileries, Concorde → morning
1The arcaded Palais Royal garden (calm before 10am, Buren's striped columns), then the Louvre pyramid exterior (closed Tue) and the Tuileries' Moore/Rodin bronzes out to Concorde — France's largest square, site of the guillotine, with a 3,000-year-old obelisk. Learn more
Le Marais — Place des Vosges → midday
2Paris's oldest planned square (1612), 36 symmetrical pavilions around a park (Victor Hugo's apartment at no. 6, free). The Marais holds the densest Renaissance streets, the Jewish quarter on Rue des Rosiers, and Europe's best falafel. Learn more
Pompidou, Sainte-Chapelle, Notre-Dame → afternoon
3The inside-out Pompidou (open Tue, to 10pm); then Sainte-Chapelle — Louis IX's 1248 reliquary, 1,113 stained-glass panels that turn to pure light on a sunny morning (~€13, book); finish at the reopened Notre-Dame (free, reserve via app). Learn more
Day 3 (Jun 3, Wed) — Left Bank + icons (~10 mi)
Open Day 3 route in Google Maps ↗
Trocadéro & Eiffel Tower → morning
1The Palais de Chaillot terrace frames the most famous view in Paris (go by 9am). Book the Tower ahead — lift tickets release 60 days out, sell out in hours; ~€22.40 2nd floor Learn more
Champ de Mars & Rue Cler → picnic
2The long park south of the Tower is the picnic spot — use the cheese + wine you bought. Then Rue Cler, a 400m market street of fromageries, boulangeries, and caves where the 7th actually shops. Learn more
Arc de Triomphe → Champs-Élysées → afternoon
3Napoleon's arch at the apex of 12 avenues; rooftop via 284 steps (use the underground tunnel — never cross the traffic). Walk the full 1.9km Champs (skip the chains; macarons at Ladurée no. 75). Learn more
Saint-Germain & Luxembourg Gardens → finale
4The oldest church in Paris and the Left Bank's intellectual heart — sit at Café de Flore or Les Deux Magots (Sartre, Hemingway), then the Luxembourg Gardens: 25 ha of fountains and the pond where kids still sail wooden boats. Learn more
Eat & drink 3 nights + wine

Jun 1 — Bouillon Chartier Grands Boulevards: the 1896 Belle Époque brasserie, waiters tally on the paper cloth, steak-frites and profiteroles, shockingly cheap (mains €8–14). Walk-in only — queue by 7pm, 15 min from the venue. site

Jun 2 — Aux Deux Amis (45 rue Oberkampf): Paris's beloved natural-wine bar, a chalkboard of small plates, biodynamic list, locals shoulder-to-shoulder. No reservations; arrive 7pm. about

Jun 3 — Septime (80 rue de Charonne): Michelin-starred, top-40 in the world, the hardest table in Paris — books open daily 10am Paris time for 3 weeks out, so reserve the moment you can. ~€85 market menu. septime-charonne.fr

Food + 2 bottles of wine — cheese from Fromagerie Quatrehomme (62 rue de Sèvres, a "Meilleur Ouvrier de France"), wine from Le Verre Volé (38 rue Oberkampf): ask for a Loire chenin + a chillable Beaujolais (Foillard, Lapierre). Quatrehomme · Le Verre Volé

The venue + practical Élysée Montmartre

Élysée Montmartre, 72 Bd de Rochechouart (18th) — opened 1807, restored 2016, ~1,380 standing. Métro Anvers (L2), 2 min. Coat check recommended; bags over 30×20cm generally refused. venue guide

Practical: paper métro tickets are gone — buy a Navigo Easy (€2) or use the Bonjour RATP app + phone NFC; foreign tap-to-pay isn't supported at gates. Montmartre is hilly (130m); rest is flat. Pickpockets at Sacré-Cœur steps, métro L2, Champs, Tower base. Early June ~21–23°C day, brief showers possible. métro guide

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